Something tongue and cheek I've thought about while driving today.
I was sitting on the couch with my best bud, Alex. With a duvet and a tub of Ben and Jerry's, we sat comfortably watching a Rom Com.
Halfway through the show, Alex paused the show and turned to me. Serious face. 'Deb, I wanna tell you something.' he said.
'Fire away', I said
'I like you...I mean, I think I love you...'
I was stuffing myself with ice cream when he said that.
I see him turn red, his eyes shifted nervously from one corner to another.
I smiled. Flirting.
'Well, have you kissed any girls before?'
He became more awkward and red when I said that. Because I know he hasn't.
I took a spoonful of ice cream and slam it onto his lips.
He looked startled.
When I kissed him, he was bewildered.
Tasty, chocolate chip marshmellow.
'Now, boy, you have kissed a girl...' I said seductively.
He returned with that same seductive smile.
And we kissed again.
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